I’ve had an epiphone! It is ti…
by Coach Al Groh on November 29th, 2009
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I’ve had an epiphone! It is time for me to move up to the NFL where I belong. I will quote Chris Long’s favorite poet: “I’m out, bitches!”
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Hoo 4 uh day
Darn you Al, if only you had won one more game, maybe uva would have kept you.
CeeDee
Epiphone? Really??? That word just can’t be found. How about an epiphany, or sudden revelation?
turbohokiefan
Guess the hoos are still hooked on phonics; it’s epiphany, not epiphone!
‘E·piph·a·ny: a sudden intuitive leap of understanding, especially through an ordinary but striking occurrence. • It came to him in an epiphany what his life’s work was to be.’
So long, Al.
Space Cowboys
I just discovered my used game ticket is worth a free order of Fries at McDonalds!! Thanks Al, this makes the added $5,000 I paid to keep my seats worth it!!
BudFoster
Your epiphone is the epitome of your legacy, Coach.
Weis called to do lunch, but I’m busy for the next month, so I passed along your #. I figured you could use the company…
Bryan Stinespring
You’ll be missed Al! You were one of the few coaches who hadn’t figured out our offensive scheme.
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