Our D is going to clamp down on the run like an enlarged prostate. Our opponents don’t have a going problem…they have a Grohing problem!

Going to instill some intelligence into my new D. We are going to call our formations in Latin. The Ramblus Wrecktum defense will dominate!

I wonder if Coach Johnson will let me tuck in my yellow jacket on game days.

Just got a Welcome Wagon gift basket from the Atlanta chapter of the Hokie Club…how thoughtful!

@RL_Bynum They are skimping on the Varsity hot dog allowance.

They told me my new office is off Peachtree…I’ve been driving around for hours and I have no idea where I am!

For those of you living under a rock, I am the new Defensive Coordinator at Georgia Tech. I love being the ACC champion!

Remember when I said I’d coach you last? I lied. I’m back, baby!

I’ve had an epiphone! It is time for me to move up to the NFL where I belong. I will quote Chris Long’s favorite poet: “I’m out, bitches!”

Aside from dfag: we’re not going anywhere…maybe a little rebranding will be in order, but the funny is highly transferrable. Stay tuned.