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Mike Groh wrote:
Beep beep beep! Back the truck up! So dad, U and Coach Tammy are both 3-3, and U got skooled by DOOK but HE got fired! LOLOLOL!! GROHS FTW. O yah don't wait up 4 me 2nite, JAGERBOMBS!
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Tommy Bowden wrote:
Hey Al, regarding our pre-season wager, I'll get you the $50 I owe you during our annual December golf trip.
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Al has righted the ship and is looking for an extension!
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Ralph Friedgen wrote:
Earn this.
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Al is too old to party like that anymore.
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Al left the group "Sufferers of Chelonaphobia".
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Al wrote on Ralph Friedgen's Scoreboard:
"Now go get your shine box."
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Al Davis wrote:
Coach Groh, your fashion sense and sound logic make us two peas in a pod. I'd like you to come be the next head coach of my Oakland Raiders. What do you think? Well, why haven't you answered me yet? This is insubordination! Do you hear me, Groh? You're fired! I'm sick of your lies...you won't get another dime from me!
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Al is buying up all the posterboard and Sharpies in Charlottesville. -Sent via Coachbook Mobile
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Craig Littlepage added the "Stadium Signs" application.
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Chris Fowler wrote:
Coach, we'd like to stop by and visit with you on our way down to Vandy to do Gameday this weekend, but we're not sure how to get to Charlottesville since we've never been there before. Where is it in relation to Blacksburg?
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Al wonders why some crazy Realtor keeps putting a For Sale sign in his yard by mistake.
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Kim Jong-Il wrote:
As Great Leader, I can verify that all of your decision making appears valid and sane to me.
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Virginia Fanbase has 24,000 tickets for sale for the Maryland vs. Virginia game on October 4.
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The St. Louis Rams stole Chris Long from Al and left quite a mess.
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Joseph Hazelwood wrote:
Aye, matey. I've been in yer boots before. Keep yer chin up, sailor!
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Craig Littlepage is now friends with Donald Trump.
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Steve Carrell wrote:
Coach Groh, I just wanted to stop by and thank you for being the inspiration for my character on "The Office". I have tried to model Michael Scott as a better-spoken, more competent version of you.
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Al is cutting out early Friday afternoon to catch a matinee of "How to Lose Friends & Alienate People".
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Al wrote on Mike Riley's Scoreboard:
"That was a great win we had Thursday night, Mike! I set 'em up, you knock 'em down. After I showed you which plays won't work, it was a piece of cake to take out the Trojans! I'm lovin' this Good Coach/Bad Coach routine!"
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Al is shaking this morning. Must be all that Sanka.
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Al stole 4 years of NFL experience from Bill Belichick and dropped a losing season at Wake Forest.
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Al added the "NFLRat" application.
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Eddie Van Halen wrote:
I know you're a big fan, but I'd appreciate if you'd stop quoting our lyrics on your coachbook page. You're making me look bad.
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Al might as well jump! Go ahead and jump!
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Al removed the "Are You Smarter Than a High School JV Assistant" application. - 9:21am
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Al added the "Are You Smarter Than a High School JV Assistant" application. - 9:15am
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Tim Gunn wrote:
Al, I'm just not seeing the tucked in sweatshirt and khakis. It's a little too thrift store for the sidelines, don't you think? And orange polyester! You've got a lot of work, a lot of work. Carry on.
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Al is no longer a fan of the 3-4 Defense.
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Al just got back from pilates and still feels tense.
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Al joined the group "Sufferers of Chelonaphobia".
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Mike Groh wrote:
OMG LOL U have a position called "Tight End" in this playbook!!1!!! UR so lam3 dad!!@!! ROFLcopter!
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Al took the "How Much Do I Make Per Victory" Challenge.
Al is currently ranked #1 among his peers!
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Al added the "Who I've Beaten" application.
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Lane Kiffin wrote:
Hey, quick question...may seem out of the blue. Just out of curiosity, would you mind emailing me the dimensions of your office? Thx.
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Al is no longer friends with Virginia Fanbase.
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Al is hoping and praying for a bailout.
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Ralph Friedgen wrote:
Hi Coach! In the interest of competitive spirit, I went ahead and mailed you a copy of our playbook. You will notice there
are only four plays. 1) Run up the middle. 2) Screen pass 3) Punt 4) Victory kneeldown. I also included a headset tuned to
our frequency so you can listen to which play we call. We will refer to them as "One", "Two", "Three", and "Four". So for instance,
if I say "One", you should instruct your defensive players (you should have eleven of them on the field) to defend a run up the middle.
If you have any questions, hit me up on my Crackberry; I should be available the rest of the week as we have given the players the next
few days off. Now if you'll excuse me, my microwave Johnny Cakes are ready.
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Al is glad yesterday's tomorrow is finally today.
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Tommy Bowden wrote:
Any interest in splitting a U-Haul? I'll pay the rental fee, you pay for the gas and the hand truck.
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Al removed the "Stadium Signs" application.
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Al quadrupled the point spread in the Duke game today!
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Al wrote on Urban Meyer's Scoreboard:
"At least my team wasn't upset today."
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David Cutcliffe wrote:
pwn3d!
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Al created the group "ACC Coaches Who Have Lost To Duke Since 2004".
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Al is really bored. -2:50pm
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Al is feeling lucky today! -11:48am
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Al just saw the point spread for the Duke game...Yikes!
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Bill Parcells wrote:
Look, I accepted your friend request, but you need to stop calling my cell phone.
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Al is now friends with Chris Long.
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Al added the "I Can Has Viktery?" LOLCats Piece of Flair.
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Al sent flowers to Matt Millen
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Al threw a game at Randy Edsall!
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Al became a fan of Van Halen.
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Al SuperPoked the Richmond Spiders!
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Al needs a stiff drink.
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Pete Carroll wrote:
Sorry about that, dude. We weren't really even trying that hard.
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Al is excited about the 2008 season!
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